i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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