I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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