My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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