Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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