i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
