Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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