Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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