But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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