I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
They have beer where we have blood.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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