Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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