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(763): View more from Minnesota

I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...

(612): View more from Minnesota

I want my thong back.

(763): View more from Minnesota

I hate you tequila.

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(586): View more from Michigan

i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..

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(256): View more from Alabama

We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.

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(949): View more from California

went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She puked her nose ring out of her face.

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(917): View more from New York City

I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

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(440): View more from Ohio

the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You're a hot mess, you know that?

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At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND

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