I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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