Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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