Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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