so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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