He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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