i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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