Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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