I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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