i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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