So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is it because I queefed?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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