I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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