Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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