So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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