i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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