Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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