it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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