these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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