if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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