god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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