I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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