some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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