her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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