Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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