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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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