So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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