better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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