Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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