Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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