Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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