i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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