And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think a kid would responsible me up
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
