i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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