He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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