We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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