Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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