i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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