I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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