so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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