Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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