I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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