i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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