come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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