dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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