She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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