At least make sure they are 18
Why
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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